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At that place are loads of reasons you lot might not exist able to clothing high heels.

thumbnail for post ID 5900393 The joys of not wearing high heels

Maybe you accept arthritis, similar me. Or bunions, or a dodgy Achilles, or back problems, or yous're recovering from an injury.

Or maybe you lot just tin can't walk in the damn things, or you simply can't be arsed to subject yourself to agony for the sake of slightly longer-looking legs. Fair enough.

Since I had to throw out all my heels – fifty-fifty the relatively little ones – I've seen some positive side-effects, and some really bloomin' annoying ones.

Trying to buy a non-heeled pair of boots is a nightmare

Good luck finding a pair of long boots that don't have at the very least a one-inch heel.

Yous're at the mercy of fashion

You just have to look for flats to come back in (Motion-picture show: Getty)

When flats are in you lot'd meliorate buy a job-lot of them, because next yr you won't be able to notice anything with less than a three-inch heel.

You're the last one nonetheless dancing at the end of the dark

Why the hell did y'all ever think it was a good idea to go out dancing in stilettos?

Unfortunately, past the end of the dark you have no-one left to trip the light fantastic with because your mates are all sitting downward and nursing their bleeding feet.

You accept far fewer blisters

Goodbye, blisters! (Motion picture: Getty)

I've most forgotten what painful anxiety feel similar. (Apart from the arthritis, of course, which is a whole different blazon of pain…)

None of your evening outfits quite work anymore

High heeled shoes are a ridiculous, monstrous creation, simply damn if they don't perfectly complement a sexy little apparel.

It's very hard to look like a grown-up in ballet pumps

Your outfit says potent independent woman – your shoes say precocious toddler.

Not wearing heels means anybody remarks on your height

You're brusk again (Motion picture: Getty)

If you were a high heel enthusiast who had to suddenly quit, you're going to exist asked 'have you lot e'er been this short?' on a regular footing.

Yous realise apace just how much heels ruin you

Every bit soon equally y'all cease wearing them your feet and back start feeling improve. It makes you wonder why on earth women do this to ourselves.

You're steady on your feet

Cobbles, cattle grids and grass no longer cause you any trouble – y'all can cross any terrain with conviction.

But any clumsiness is your ain damn fault – you tin can't arraign it on the shoes.

At that place are certain shoe shops you need to avoid entirely

Well, this is no good (Picture: Getty)

It's similar they don't know that flat shoes exist.

Clarks becomes your new best friend

Ah, good, sensible, well-supported Clarks. They might not be the sexiest brand around, but you feel like you lot're walking on clouds.

You don't have to wear ridiculous pointed-toe shoes anymore

While you might struggle to find a pair of stilettos that don't end in a narrow point, flat shoes are all shaped like actual human being feet. Yay!

Whatever medical condition stopped you lot from wearing heels is getting miraculously improve

Seriously, high heels are designed to destroy the states.

But you really miss them during wedding flavor

Weddings are truly the domain of the high heel.

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